>In a message dated 6/1/01 6:22:29 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
>CTONLINE@WEBTV.NET writes:
>
><< A bridge too far had nothing to do with the battle of the buldge !!>>
>
>What the hell is a "buldge"? Don't ya got no spillchicker. Besides, isn't the
>"Battle of the Bulge" what we all get with middle age? I may be losing that
>battle. All caused by my Hister belt.
>
><< A bidge to far was a failed attempt by the British airborne troops ... >>
>
>OK, what the hell is a "bidge'? Is that an auction term of some kind? Or is
>it a curse like "son-of-a-bidge"?
>
>Damned sum-bidge didn't study Hister-ry. And he sits around so much that his
>tummy is really buldge. That's why he's forced to drive his mandatory Vanagon
>content even on Friday.

Forgive him, he has only two fingers on the left and three on the right
hand. He goes outside now to commit seppuku.

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