In a message dated 6/1/01 6:22:29 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
CTONLINE@WEBTV.NET writes:

<< A bridge too far had nothing to do with the battle of the buldge !!>>

What the hell is a "buldge"? Don't ya got no spillchicker. Besides, isn't the
"Battle of the Bulge" what we all get with middle age? I may be losing that
battle. All caused by my Hister belt.

<< A bidge to far was a failed attempt by the British airborne troops ... >>

OK, what the hell is a "bidge'? Is that an auction term of some kind? Or is
it a curse like "son-of-a-bidge"?

Damned sum-bidge didn't study Hister-ry. And he sits around so much that his
tummy is really buldge. That's why he's forced to drive his mandatory Vanagon
content even on Friday.

BenT
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