Son of Miller,

I was gonna type up a missive about spell-check myself, but I'm glad I
waited.  Besides, my buldge got in the way and my bidge slipped and I
bitched my tunng.

Karl

----- Original Message -----
From: "Benjamin Tan" <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, June 01, 2001 6:42 AM
Subject: Re: what the vw waterboxer offers?? wasRe: 85 Westfalia beeping

> In a message dated 6/1/01 6:22:29 AM Pacific Daylight Time,
> CTONLINE@WEBTV.NET writes:
>
> << A bridge too far had nothing to do with the battle of the buldge !!>>
>
> What the hell is a "buldge"? Don't ya got no spillchicker. Besides, isn't
the
> "Battle of the Bulge" what we all get with middle age? I may be losing
that
> battle. All caused by my Hister belt.
>
> << A bidge to far was a failed attempt by the British airborne troops ...
>>
>
> OK, what the hell is a "bidge'? Is that an auction term of some kind? Or
is
> it a curse like "son-of-a-bidge"?
>
> Damned sum-bidge didn't study Hister-ry. And he sits around so much that
his
> tummy is really buldge. That's why he's forced to drive his mandatory
Vanagon
> content even on Friday.
>
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