03:20 PM 6/8/01 -0500, Alan Bosch wrote:
>Lord Nelson's trousers!!!  Schwenk's mating with Sawyer!!??!!  <muttering
>to myself> What's the world coming to...?  <shaking head in disbelief> Move
>along, folks.  Nothing to see here...
>
>Alan
>& Phred

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE FROM THE DESK OF:
                 Horace Kimbrell Sawyer*

--Dear Sir/Madam/Entity:  (Body of message follows)

Temperature sensors plus the continuous pressing of a group of keys on the
connected keyboard interface indicate Mr. Sawyer has become quite ill
within the last few moments of reading the above message and has fallen
over at his terminal.  911 has been dialed.   He will contact you when he
returns from the local hospital.

Please do not reply to this message.

--Thank you,

AUTO REPLY GENERATED

(ARG)

* (a man considered worldly; but not nearly so much so as his brethren on
the west coast)