now that we've almost killed this stupid thread, you go and write something
terribly creative... which will no doubt rejuvenate it for several more
days!  ;o)  well, the good news is at least now it will take on a less
serious bent.

mick
hilo, hawaii

----- Original Message -----
From: mike and shari <mjgarske@HOME.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2001 8:57 PM
Subject: Re: GOOD LUCK AMERICA!!!!!! (Who KNEW??)

> (AP New York)
>
>     Ex-President Clinton was seen driving the streets of New York in a
> freshly imported 2001 South African vanagon.  Joe Lockhart, the
> president's press secretary spoke to reporters soon after the van passed
> by, "President Clinton has always had an affinity for the unattainable.
> He pulled a few strings with some chums over at the DOT to get this
> sweet little number imported and fully street legal.  Whotta guy!"
> The presidents van was later seen several blocks away with it's optional
> Wolfsburg 'nighty night' drapes in full surround mode, several
> passerby's said the van appeared to be a-rockin.  Grandmother Agnes
> Lockhorn was visibly alarmed by this obvious public display of affection
> and declared her relief that "the country doesn't have to worry about
> those kind of shenanigans going on in the white House anymore, thank God
> we have president Bush as a shining beacon of moral righteousness!"
> Minutes later Ms. Lockhorn was reported to have been apprehended by
> secret service agents having attempted a 'peep' through the van's rear
> window.
>