I agree that this is not a good forum for this sort of thing, but I'm unlikey to go and attack someone as a result of seeing this.
Why should the women be more offended than the men, though? Isn't that sexist?

Why not go for a caption competition with these though? 
 
How about:
"Are you sure you have to do this to get the fridge working?"
 
or:
"I wish you'd fitted a raising roof, I've got a hell of a headache."

Andrew
"have fun, don't blame me."

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