My turn-

NAME:  John Klun
GENDER: Last time I looked I was a male
AGE:    55+
MARITAL STATUS: Married 33+ years to Kathleen
KIDS:  3 Boys:  31+, 30+ 29+.  One's married, 2 grandkids
LOCATION:  Delta, CO
JOB:   Jack of all trades- mostly computers/networking.  Do a little
consulting but mostly farming (Kathleen said it's her turn to support me...)
HOBBIES: Trying to grow grass (lawn) in adobe soil; ditto for oats, grass
and alfalfa on 11 acres; horses, goats, dogs, cats; drawing/sketching,
reading, fly fishing, computers, networking...
PREVIOUS VWs: 68 Squareback (wife's friend totaled it)
               72 Squareback (traded for Volvo)
               71 Squareback (engine burned up on interstate)
CURRENT VWs:  86 Jetta GL (bought new 11/85) 280,000+ miles, going strong
               84 Vanagon GL, 4 spd standard, 'Baby'. 180,000+ miles.
                   Engine rebuilt by Grand Mesa Imports, Delta, CO.
                   Seems to have more power than your average 1.9l;
                   22.5-25.5 mpg.
TIME ON THE LIST:  Oct. 2000

Th-Th-Th-Thaaat's all  folks!