True Story:

Many years ago when I was just a youngster, there was a listing in the
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania phone book for one:

     Frank N. Stein

Needless to say we were fond of phoning him up and exclaiming "It's
alive!" or "Could I speak to the bride of Frank N. Stein?" or some other
prepubescent silly business.  Poor guy must have hated us.

That's not how I got my nickname though........

Good evening,

Tony

Anthony L. Mourkas
Hampden, Maine, USA
1984   Vanagon Westfalia    "Gertrude"
1986.5 Quantum Syncro Wagon "Wolfgang"
1991   Jetta Eco Diesel     "Liesel"