Tiger Woods drives his Vanagon (obligatory content) into a Petrol Station in
Cork
during his tour of Ireland. The attendant at the pump greets him in a
typical Irish
manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is, "Top o the morning to you, young
fella!"

As Tiger leans over to get out of the car two tees fall out of his top
pocket onto the ground. "What are dey son?" asks the attendant. "They're
called tees" replies Tiger Woods. "And what would dey be for then?"
inquires the Irish man. "They're for resting my balls on while I'm driving"
says
Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus", says the Irish man, "Dem boys at VW just tink of
everything!"

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