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Subject:Re: Keys locked in van
From:Jere Hawn
Date:Sun, 8 Jul 2001 23:33:24 -0700

Karl,  If we are to advertise the best way in where it is a win-win
situation for everyone we should ask the thief to:

1. first examine van to determine where the most rust, dings and nicks are
(like my rear door)
2. to ensure total destruction of that part use a sledge, crow bar of some
other blunt instrument
3. beat the h*ll out of it and crawl through the hole
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3a. if the paint job on the van is really bad run the crow bar around the
van a couple of times before taking off.

P.S. Thief, if you do break into my van, take the carpet too.  Thanks.....
but Officer, I'm sure I had a stock pop top and a refrig in this GL and the
Hope Diamond

Once this is accomplished you should surely be able to get a new piece for
the van (like my rear door) and a total paint job.

Jere

 -----Original Message-----
From:   Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]  On Behalf Of
Karl Wolz
Sent:   Sunday, July 08, 2001 8:21 PM
To:     vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
Subject:        Re: Keys locked in van

Them that want in badly enough will get in, one way or another.  Usually a
vent window.

Y' Hear that everybody!  Use the VENT WINDOW.  They cost less to replace!

Karl Wolz

----- Original Message -----
From: "Lawrence Johnson" <larry_avery.johnson@SYMPATICO.CA>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Sunday, July 08, 2001 4:49 PM
Subject: Re: Keys locked in van