In a message dated 7/10/01 12:42:17 PM, JordanVw writes:

<< In a message dated 7/10/01 6:35:54 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
JKrevnov@AOL.COM writes:

<<
I just found out that the rear seats in both of my vans unfold into what
appears to be a queen sized bed.  What I thought was extra sound insulation
on top of the engine hatch is really a mattress pad!  Look out!   >>

good god man, how long have you owned your van?  ;<)
 >>

I swear by all that I hold sacred I will never, ever use absurdity as a comic
vehicle on this list again.  I just got done talking to the Monsignor.  He
prescribed two hours of self-flagellation as adequate atonement for my sin.

Rich