>  I am going to be like a mad man on
>this ---- I am going to get what I need off it, run it over with a D-8
>caterpillar, to flatten it, light the torch, cut it up into 4 small flat
>sections, and deposit it into the reclamation dumpster, in one week---no
>more.

This is an OUTRAGE!  Destroying a van??  How, how could you?

People of Chicago, people of the great state of Illinois, people of  . . .
.   everywhere,
I call upon you to take up arms and seize this poor van from this
madman!  Do it in the name of the list!  Take up arms and attack!  Or
better yet, somebody sue him to stop this horror!

HK

PS-
(I can't attack today because I have to babysit)