In a message dated 8/21/01 6:55:08 PM Pacific Daylight Time,
hksawyer@catt.com writes:

<< What baby??  The baby isn't here yet ya ditwad!!
 That's the point!
 Now don't -- absolutely do not -- make me open this can . . >>

Ahh... Horace, I didn't think cornflakes came in cans. Be a man and give your
child a chance to become a native San Franciscan.

Mr. Tan