In a message dated 8/25/01 7:36:12 AM Pacific Daylight Time, maxjoyce@IPA.NET
writes:

<< 1.  If I melt dry ice, can I swim in it without getting wet?>>

Only if you have a lot of dry martinis first.

<< 2.  If I'm driving at the speed of light and I turn on the headlight
switch,
 will anything happen?>>

Relative to your position, your mother's cousin is actually the father of the
son of the daughter of the holy ghost, amen. That's relativity.

<< 3.  if I mount a set of deer whistles on my front bumper backwards, will a
 herd of deer be following me down the highway? >>

Do you want Northern or Southern deer? HK $crap Industries sells ones which
whistle Dixie. Those get you bucks from the southerly "deer ection".