At least stick a van in there somewhere!

> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2001 22:28:41 -0500
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Friday Foolishness
>
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> A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay
> the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing
> the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook
> his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away.
>
> "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any
> testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"
>
> With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he
> returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work,
> checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly with his nose. After a
> considerable amount of sniffing, the Retriever sadly shook his head
> and said, "Bark" (meaning "dead as a doornail").
>
> The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few
> moments with a cat, who also carefully sniffed out the poor dog on
> the   table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and
> said,"Meow"  (meaning "he's history"). He then jumped off the table and
> ran
> out of the room.
>
> The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went
> berserk. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"
>
> The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word
> for it, the charge would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the
> cat scan..........."
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