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Subject:Re: Mo lasses, too, Fax Rest -- Tall Tales from Olde Science
From:Joel Walker
Date:Thu, 13 Sep 2001 22:08:48 -0500

>Why the Watermelon will not Ripen in your Armpit <

Oh, a Watermelon will not ripen in your armpit.
A Cantaloupe stays green upon your knee.
Bananas won't turn yellow on your shoulder.
You're as cold a bitch as ever there could be.

isn't it Frydaye yet??
;)

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