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Subject:Re: Kudzu duty
From:Joel Walker
Date:Tue, 18 Sep 2001 17:05:11 -0500

> Conviction of terrorist acts inside the US and possessions has a
mandatory
> life sentence with no possibility of parole, chopping kudzu in
shackles in a
> mosquito infested environment and being visited daily by at least
one family
> member of  a terrorist casualty with his choice of non lethal
weapons.
> Solves at least part of the kudzu problem.  Nobody killed only
> inconvenienced if innocent.
> Waddya think, Unca Joel?

obviously, a non-solution from a demented mind that has never lived
with Kudzu ....

a. kudzu don't grow well in swamps, where the skeeters infest.

b. you don't exactly 'chop' kudzu ... you kinda more like drag it out.
it's a loooooooooooong vine type plant. like centipede grass, but with
a really bad attitude. bamboo and wisteria don't hold a candle to
kudzu.

c. not even the chain gang work parties from the prisons of the 1950's
made so much as a dent in the kudzu 'problem'. a few lousy terrorists
would simple disappear beneath the leafy stuff, never to be seen
again.

more humane to just shoot 'em.

unca joel