

| Subject: | Re: Kudzu duty |
| From: | Joel Walker |
| Date: | Tue, 18 Sep 2001 17:05:11 -0500 |
> Conviction of terrorist acts inside the US and possessions has a mandatory > life sentence with no possibility of parole, chopping kudzu in shackles in a > mosquito infested environment and being visited daily by at least one family > member of a terrorist casualty with his choice of non lethal weapons. > Solves at least part of the kudzu problem. Nobody killed only > inconvenienced if innocent. > Waddya think, Unca Joel? obviously, a non-solution from a demented mind that has never lived with Kudzu .... a. kudzu don't grow well in swamps, where the skeeters infest. b. you don't exactly 'chop' kudzu ... you kinda more like drag it out. it's a loooooooooooong vine type plant. like centipede grass, but with a really bad attitude. bamboo and wisteria don't hold a candle to kudzu. c. not even the chain gang work parties from the prisons of the 1950's made so much as a dent in the kudzu 'problem'. a few lousy terrorists would simple disappear beneath the leafy stuff, never to be seen again. more humane to just shoot 'em. unca joel
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