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Subject:Re: Kudzu duty
From:John Rodgers
Date:Wed, 19 Sep 2001 00:08:18 -0500

Joel Walker wrote:

>  a few lousy terrorists would simple disappear beneath the leafy
> stuff(kudzu), never to be seen again.
>
> more humane to just shoot 'em.

Perhaps they should be put in a kudzu patch with a herd of goats. As the
goats eat the kudzu, kudzu being what it is, will tend to plug the goats.
The terrorists would then be made to squeeze the goats to get them to dump
the pellets, and the terrorists then would have to bag them for shipment
to foreign nations, with Afganistan being at the top of the list,  to be
used in the cause of developing agriculture, which in turn would relieve
hunger which is a factor in creating political and civil unrest, thereby
reducing the need to engage in hate mongering and terrorist activities.

Is it Friday yet?

John Rodgers
88 GL Driver out cruising earlier tonight looking for Friday!