Unca Joel for Anagram President!!!

mick
hilo, hawaii

----- Original Message -----
From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 6:58 PM
Subject: Re: Vanagon anagram (Friday)

> > A low depraved evil mind but a mind none the less.
>
> thank ya. thank ya very much. :)
>
> and along those lines, maintaining The Right and Tradition,
> VANAGON sets forth to become ...
>
> Van Gona  ... that famous Dutch bus painter, who cut off one wheel to
> send to his mechanic, to prove his love for buses. :)
>
> vanango ... a northern european attempt at spanish triple-time
> dancing, usually resulting in badly sprained ankles and bruised
> buttocks. sometimes referred to as the 'ploka' (the sound the dancers
> make when hitting the floor; also a veiled attempt at humor by
> mimicing 'polka').
>
> Onan VAG ... a german company promoting Old Testament solutions to
> population control.  with gasoline-powered generators or some such.
>
> Nava Gon ... when your road map blows out the window in Baja
> California and you don't speak a work of the local language.
>
> Nava Nog? ... a slurry invitation to have another cuppa egg nog (2
> parts nog, 5 parts alcoholic distillates) during your late-night
> Christmas party.
>
> Gova Nan ... childish attempts at confusing a governess and a nanny.
> or the effeminate governor of the local province.
>
> Ovan Nag ... what your wife turns into just after ovulation; somewhat
> akin to PMS, but mostly verbal.
>
> Nagavon ... a hobo that just can't keep from criticizing everything he
> sees.
>
>  and if we choose to switch to Volkwagen ...
>
> Gawk sloven ... what a Nagavon does when he sees something unusual,
> just before he starts criticizing it.
>
> Sang elk vow ... the traditional wedding ceremony of the Elk tribe, in
> northern Canada, wherein the marriage contracts are sung, rather than
> mumbled.
>
> Wanks glove ... gloves especially suited to purposes best left
> undescribed. see Onan VAG for information.
>
> Swank vogel ...upscale parrot. Norwegian Blue. very trendy.
>
> Slav keg now ... traditional greeting, given to bartenders, by
> immigrant Slavic males. common around Chicago in the USA.
>
> Keg Van SLOW ... warning on the rear of a beer-carrying party-bus,
> usually handwritten in the layers of dust and oil which cover the rear
> end of said bus.
>
> Van skew log ... cryptic dash instructions to newbie Syncro drivers
> about how to cross fallen trees on the trail.
>
> and if you go as far as Volkswagen Vanagon, the possibilities are
> staggering ... well, they would be if you'd been drinking .. :)
>
> A Gang sank new Volvo.   self-explanatory.
>
> A gang van solve know ... this list.
>
> Salvage van go known ... Variety (newspaper) headlines about junkyards
> and our list.
>
>
> Unca Joel has left the building. :)
>