Or a small, safe room.

> From: Mick Kalber <hotlava@INTERPAC.NET>
> Reply-To: Mick Kalber <hotlava@INTERPAC.NET>
> Date: Fri, 21 Sep 2001 22:18:57 -1000
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Re: Vanagon anagram (Friday)
>
> Unca Joel for Anagram President!!!
>
> mick
> hilo, hawaii
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Joel Walker <jwalker17@EARTHLINK.NET>
> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
> Sent: Friday, September 21, 2001 6:58 PM
> Subject: Re: Vanagon anagram (Friday)
>
>
>>> A low depraved evil mind but a mind none the less.
>>
>> thank ya. thank ya very much. :)
>>
>> and along those lines, maintaining The Right and Tradition,
>> VANAGON sets forth to become ...
>>
>> Van Gona  ... that famous Dutch bus painter, who cut off one wheel to
>> send to his mechanic, to prove his love for buses. :)
>>
>> vanango ... a northern european attempt at spanish triple-time
>> dancing, usually resulting in badly sprained ankles and bruised
>> buttocks. sometimes referred to as the 'ploka' (the sound the dancers
>> make when hitting the floor; also a veiled attempt at humor by
>> mimicing 'polka').
>>
>> Onan VAG ... a german company promoting Old Testament solutions to
>> population control.  with gasoline-powered generators or some such.
>>
>> Nava Gon ... when your road map blows out the window in Baja
>> California and you don't speak a work of the local language.
>>
>> Nava Nog? ... a slurry invitation to have another cuppa egg nog (2
>> parts nog, 5 parts alcoholic distillates) during your late-night
>> Christmas party.
>>
>> Gova Nan ... childish attempts at confusing a governess and a nanny.
>> or the effeminate governor of the local province.
>>
>> Ovan Nag ... what your wife turns into just after ovulation; somewhat
>> akin to PMS, but mostly verbal.
>>
>> Nagavon ... a hobo that just can't keep from criticizing everything he
>> sees.
>>
>> and if we choose to switch to Volkwagen ...
>>
>> Gawk sloven ... what a Nagavon does when he sees something unusual,
>> just before he starts criticizing it.
>>
>> Sang elk vow ... the traditional wedding ceremony of the Elk tribe, in
>> northern Canada, wherein the marriage contracts are sung, rather than
>> mumbled.
>>
>> Wanks glove ... gloves especially suited to purposes best left
>> undescribed. see Onan VAG for information.
>>
>> Swank vogel ...upscale parrot. Norwegian Blue. very trendy.
>>
>> Slav keg now ... traditional greeting, given to bartenders, by
>> immigrant Slavic males. common around Chicago in the USA.
>>
>> Keg Van SLOW ... warning on the rear of a beer-carrying party-bus,
>> usually handwritten in the layers of dust and oil which cover the rear
>> end of said bus.
>>
>> Van skew log ... cryptic dash instructions to newbie Syncro drivers
>> about how to cross fallen trees on the trail.
>>
>> and if you go as far as Volkswagen Vanagon, the possibilities are
>> staggering ... well, they would be if you'd been drinking .. :)
>>
>> A Gang sank new Volvo.   self-explanatory.
>>
>> A gang van solve know ... this list.
>>
>> Salvage van go known ... Variety (newspaper) headlines about junkyards
>> and our list.
>>
>>
>> Unca Joel has left the building. :)
>>
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