Can I come to your house and watch?
Everybody in my neighborhood is retired so I don't wanna look.

Stan

On Thu, 27 Sep 2001 15:37:07 -0500 Chris Stann <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM>
writes:
> The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the
> hard-line Islamic people cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin
> to see a
> naked woman who is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00, all
> American
> women are asked to run out of their houses naked to help weed out
> terrorists.
>
> The United States appreciates your efforts and applauds you.
>
> God Bless America!
>
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