>I, along with a few idle co-workers, was able to come up with a tactic that
>should help our Afghanistan effort tremendously while keeping casualties, as
>in dead people, down to a minimum.  We all know that it is strictly
>forbidden in the Muslim world to think of, touch, or eat any pig or
>pig-related meat products.  I suggested that we develop a
>genetically-engineered remotely-controlled radioactive flying pig, hoards of
>them, and send them to Afghanistan.  The creatures would literally 'buzz'
>the Afghani mosques and buildings, or huts, and explode at will.  This would
>send pig meat flying for several hundred yards in all directions.  Such
>tainted soil, homes, and people would immediately be proclaimed 'unholy' and
>'desecrated' and unsuitable for use.  These pigs would have night-vision
>enhanced capabilities that would enable them to fly into those caves where
>the Al Queda (sp?) soldiers are hiding.  When there, the pigs, or Peagles,
>as a cross between a pig and an eagle, would let out that characteristically
>piggy, shrill sound and again, explode.  Surely, such contamination would
>drive those rebels to suicide, immediate conversion, or, at least, a bath or
>two.
>
>Also in the works, the Bacon Amulet for our troops and a new weapon to
>replace some of the smart bombs, the lard-balloon.
>
>
>
>Thanks,
>
>Chris.
>
P.S.  Patent Pending.

        Not funny. . We are not at war with Muslims and thanks for
revealing the fact that you are racist-  go live somewhere else...

Shawn

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