

| Subject: | Re: [F] Flying pigs |
| From: | Karl Wolz |
| Date: | Sat, 13 Oct 2001 00:20:47 -0700 |
Patrick, Tim, anyone else - Wrong forum. I don't think we really need to discuss this here. I can see it getting way out of hand real fast. I'd like to keep the few friends that I have, so I don't discuss politics with them! Karl Wolz ----- Original Message ----- From: "patrick paul clerkin" <clerkin@STUDENTS.UIUC.EDU> To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> Sent: Friday, October 12, 2001 11:44 PM Subject: Re: [F] Flying pigs > I see nothing closed minded about his attitude and everything about yours. > I am so sick of hearing crap like this in a time when our country needs > to truly have open thinking. Afghanistan has done plenty to merit this attack. > We were attacked! We have every right to try and punish those responsible. > > /Patrick > > On Fri, 12 Oct 2001, Aristotle Sagan wrote: > > > Perhaps you should take your closed minded attitudes to somewhere where the > > people in charge have the right to determine your thoughts. > > This person evolked a well thought out response, his feelings, of the > > stupidity being taken by the United States against the Afgan peoples. This > > being a free country, what right do you have to question: > > 1.) His patriotism because he disagrees (first amendment don'tchaknow)... > > 2.) His interpretation of the illegality of war acts (state sponsered > > terrorism in my mind) by involking the war powers act on a country that has > > done nothing to provoke this response. And don't give me the Bin Laden shit. > > If it were the Isrealis, they would just go get them wouldn't they? > > This is not the place for political forum and I apologize. > > > > And by the way.. the original post was in very bad taste and pretty funny. > > > > tim in san jose. > > > > > > >Perhaps you and your pakistani friend should recall that when the United > > >States is attacked, the President may enter into actions as he deems fit as > > >Commander In Chief. The War Powers Act of 1973 addresses this nicely. > > >Formal > > >declaration of war, which haven't been done since WWII is a Congressional > > >duty. > > > > > >If you are truly offended, maybe you should drive your Vanagon (content) to > > >a place more to your liking. If a country defending itself against attack > > >doesn't ring reasonable to you, not much probably will. We'd hate for you > > >to > > >be unhappy. > > > > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > > >From: "Jermide" <jermide@HOTMAIL.COM> > > >To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> > > >Sent: Friday, October 12, 2001 7:42 PM > > >Subject: Re: [F] Flying pigs > > > > > > > > > > After consulting with a Pakistani neighbor of mine and repeating this > > >joke, > > > > he was somewhat offended by it. However, he is more offended by the > > >bombing > > > > of Afghanistan and our war without official declaration. I agree with > > >him > > >on > > > > both points. > > > > > > > > That said, it's one thing to joke about sensitive subjects with personal > > > > friends whose thoughts and positions you know well. On the other hand, I > > > > think it's rather inconsiderate to broadcast it openly in front of > > > > strangers. I wouldn't call it racism, though. > > > > > > > > Thanks, > > > > Jeremy > > > > 85 GL "Blau" > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: "Chris Stann" <ChrisS@INFORMS.COM> > > > > To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM> > > > > Sent: Friday, October 12, 2001 3:44 PM > > > > Subject: [F] Flying pigs > > > > > > > > > > > > > I, along with a few idle co-workers, was able to come up with a tactic > > > > that > > > > > should help our Afghanistan effort tremendously while keeping > > >casualties, > > > > as > > > > > in dead people, down to a minimum. We all know that it is strictly > > > > > forbidden in the Muslim world to think of, touch, or eat any pig or > > > > > pig-related meat products. I suggested that we develop a > > > > > genetically-engineered remotely-controlled radioactive flying pig, > > >hoards > > > > of > > > > > them, and send them to Afghanistan. The creatures would literally > > >'buzz' > > > > > the Afghani mosques and buildings, or huts, and explode at will. This > > > > would > > > > > send pig meat flying for several hundred yards in all directions. > > >Such > > > > > tainted soil, homes, and people would immediately be proclaimed > > >'unholy' > > > > and > > > > > 'desecrated' and unsuitable for use. These pigs would have > > >night-vision > > > > > enhanced capabilities that would enable them to fly into those caves > > >where > > > > > the Al Queda (sp?) soldiers are hiding. When there, the pigs, or > > >Peagles, > > > > > as a cross between a pig and an eagle, would let out that > > > > characteristically > > > > > piggy, shrill sound and again, explode. Surely, such contamination > > >would > > > > > drive those rebels to suicide, immediate conversion, or, at least, a > > >bath > > > > or > > > > > two. > > > > > > > > > > Also in the works, the Bacon Amulet for our troops and a new weapon to > > > > > replace some of the smart bombs, the lard-balloon. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, > > > > > > > > > > Chris. > > > > > > > > > > P.S. Patent Pending. > > > > > > > > > > > > > >_________________________________________________________ > > >Do You Yahoo!? > > >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ > > Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp > >
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