> What a relief to know I will never be simultaneously dead and alive!

so, this Schrodinger ... is he the one that tied the buttered bread to
the back of his cat and threw the cat off the kitchen counter?? see,
that way, the cat tries to land on its feet, but the buttered bread
tries to land on the buttered side, and the cat/bread just sit there
spinning in mid-air ... virtual anti-gravity. :)