>I went out to look at the spark plug holes, and I can't find them. Can
>anyone tell me where to look?

Gomer says:

I founded mine.  I was rotatin my tires, took off my rear wheel and bingo!
There they was!  Right in the brake drum.  I still ain't figured out why on
earth VW would put 5 spark plug holes in a 4-cylinder car.  And I ain't ever
found no boxer.  Heard some barking once in a while, but that was back when
I was marrieged.  Could have been my wife, but I ain't never paid no
attention.  Plus the little-uns was screamin bloody murder cuz they was
arguin who gets to run thru the cow pasture first with no shoes on.  Go
figure.