Ben, you should be SELLING your humor...

>In a message dated 11/9/01 4:47:15 AM Pacific Standard Time,
>Gnarlodious@EARTHLINK.NET writes:
>
><< Oil Change sequence for Men:
>  1) Go to auto parts store and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter,
>  kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.>>
>
>No, real men don;t write checks. I keep my wad of ones and quarters in my
>jeans pocket.
>
><< 2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back
>  to FLAPS to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.>>
>
>Wrong again. We save it for use as hair gel. Saves money that way and the
>odor drives diesel driving women wild.
>
><< 3) Open a beverage and drink it. >>
>
No. I like half of it in my lap.