The Canadians are anxious to help America with the war on terrorism.  In response to our request, they have pledged the following:

2 of their biggest battle ships
600 ground troops
10 tanks and
6 fighter jets

After the American exchange rate conversion, the US ended up with:

1 canoe

2 mounties

a squadron of flying squirrels

and a 1982 diesel vanagon. 

;o)  just kidding, no flames please.

btw, mike miller made me send this.

   
Mick Kalber
89 Syncro Westy "Daddeo"
Tropical Visions Video, Inc.
62 Halaulani Place
Hilo, Hawaii 96720
808-935-5557
808-935-0066 (fax)
hotlava@interpac.net
http://www.volcanoscapes.com/