>>I'm 100% Polish......<<

Ahhhhh!  That explains it!  :o)

>>...and I believe that if you can't laugh at yourself,
then who can you laugh at?>>

How 'bout...  Honda Civic owners that have installed lowering springs,
coffee-can mufflers, Xenon headlamps, butt-thumper stereo's, ground
effects, and trunk-mount spoilers, yet still have their turd-brown factory
paint?  Or how about the guys that buy pick-up trucks because of their
utility, only to lower them to the point of uselessness?  Better yet, how
'bout the guy with an ad in the Albany, NY Want-ad Digest listing his '91
Westy with "150K miles, EC, needs work, $10k"?

(Just stuff that tickles my funny-bone...)

Happy Fry-day, Ric.

Alan Bosch
& Phred ('88 Wolfsburg)