Don't do it, David!  Stop him before he marries again!

In the name of humanity you must help this man cure his addiction.  And in
the spirit of Christmas, I'll help by taking the calendar.

No, no, don't fall to your knees in praise. It's the least I can do, so I'll
do it.

Mike

> From: Ben T <BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM>
> Reply-To: BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM
> Date: Fri, 7 Dec 2001 04:53:10 EST
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Re: Wurth products now at Fast Forward - contest for free calendar!
>
> You can save me from doing jail time. Ms. October was driving me to commit
> petty theft. Nevermind that both my ex's were born in that month. May be
> Wurth doing time for.
>
> BenT
> to be a knuckledragger
>