In a message dated 12/7/01 8:49:12 AM Pacific Standard Time,
mwmiller@cwnet.com writes:

<< Don't do it, David!  Stop him before he marries again!
 In the name of humanity you must help this man cure his addiction.  And in
 the spirit of Christmas, I'll help by taking the calendar.
 No, no, don't fall to your knees in praise. It's the least I can do, so I'll
 do it. >>

Mike,

You may have just wasted you groveling skills. The calendar he is talking
about has NO barnyard animals in it. Nor does it have anything to do with dog
collars, muzzles, or leashes.

BenT