>Reserve the word theory for the concept of the spherical chicken!
>
>Frank Grunthaner

Would that these chickens were merely theoretical!

In my neighborhood (between MIT and Harvard) there must be a dozen different
Large Windowless Office Buildings, each housing (incredibly ominously-named)
genetic engineering companies.  Yeah, sure: it'll be a better world when
they cure cancer... but the first time I see an ESCAPEE CHICKEN CLONE
ROLLING down Mass Ave, I'm moving to New Zealand.

Isaac in Cambridge