As the original inventor of pre-stained underwear and push-up briefs for
men, I now proudly give you the 12 days of Vanagon Christmas.  Everybody,
sing along:

1.      On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        A Westfalia that was leaking

2.      On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

3.      On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

4.      On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

5.      On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

6.      On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

7.      On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

8.    On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        Ken Wilford's phone number
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

9.    On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        nine tubes of JB
        Ken Wilford's phone number
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

10.   On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        ten more beers
        nine tubes of JB
        Ken Wilford's phone number
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

11.   On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        eleven parts for skylight
        ten more beers
        nine tubes of JB
        Ken Wilford's phone number
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

12.   On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
        twelve list stickers
        eleven parts for skylight
        ten more beers
        nine tubes of JB
        Ken Wilford's phone number
        7 different gaskets
        six coolant hoses
        FIVE DAYS TO FIX IT!
        4 four-tip spark plugs
        Three-window canvas
        Two used heads
        and Westfalia that was leaking

Thank you,

Chris
'85 Westy