In a message dated 1/11/02 7:34:38 PM Pacific Standard Time, wilden1@JUNO.COM
writes:

<< eo nominee.
 I bought ten CD jewel cases today for 19 cents each.
 The cashier asked me for my name while ringing up the sale.
 I asked: first or last?
 She said last.
 I responded with Sale.
 She said, first name.
 I responded with Cash.
 Hooray! They figured it out! >>

I thought your name was Stan? Hey that's sound slike my last name??!!!

Benjamin Emmanuel STan --- it's amazing how many credit cards I get with that
last name on it. "Congratulations Mr. STan. You are pre-approved for a credit
card for $50,000.".

Benjamin E. STan