Ben really really bad, even for a Friday.  Even for a Canadian Friday.

Bad.

Mike

> From: Marshall <mjruskin@HOME.COM>
> Reply-To: Marshall <mjruskin@HOME.COM>
> Date: Sat, 19 Jan 2002 00:40:23 -0600
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: 3 wanted terrorists identified - 2 apprehended - in Manitoba Canada!
> NVC
>
> Hi Volks
>
> Is no place safe anymore?
>
> RCMP in Thompson, Manitoba (700 KM North of Winnipeg), today released a
> statement announcing that they had
> apprehended two terrorists and are intensively searching for a third.
>
> Captured:
>
> Ben-Smoke-En, 19 years old
> Ben-Drink-En, 43 years old
>
> At Large:
>
> Ben-Work-En, 52 years old
>
> No photograph of him exists, and he has not been seen in
> decades.
>
> Marshall Ruskin
> 84 Westy
> Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada
>