I've fantasized for a long time about mounting a rear-facing paintball gun
for tailgaters. Now that I have a diesel vanagon, and a nice hollow behind
the right rear tail light, I guess I don't have any excuse anymore. Drill
.68 caliber hole in taillight. Maybe an oil injector in the exhaust
pipe--give it a shot of oil, then start firing away through the cloud. The
impacts would look like chunks of poor-boy silicon gasket, and I could
always tell cops that my engine was eating its oil pan gasket and throwing
it out the exhaust pipe... OOOHhh this is exciting.

Daniel Snow

'82 Vanagon Diesel
'78 Puch Maxi Luxe Moped
'01 Xootr Scooter
http://faculty.haas.berkeley.edu/snow/vanagon/vanagon.html

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