Jeez, why don't you lighten up and order some parts from the Bus Depot?

Mike
LOL

> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 19:28:30 -0600
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
>
> Recently one of my neighbors moved out and deserted her full grown female
> cat.
> I found this out while I was having a tire repaired and my spare carrier
> was empty for a few days.
> The cat moved into the tire carrier and I nearly ran over it while it was
> escaping as I was backing my Westy out of the drive.
> This cat has moved into my back yard and has became a real pest.
> She rubs against me, marking me with her scent.
> She bumps my hands and legs when I'm sitting on the patio trying to get
> some affection (cat word for food).
> I'm determined to win this battle.
> She's just going to have to move on farther down the block and find
> herself a better provider to shack up with.
> I'm absolutely not going to feed, touch or encourage this cat in any way.
> Its frustrating after having her play her step and fetch food routine on
> me for two weeks and she's not getting skinny so she has staying power
> from undisclosed food sources.
> I'm not going to fetch and I'm going to win this battle. I'll see her
> skeleton in that big tree outside before I'll feed this pest.
> She's driving me to consider renting a dog or at least borrowing my
> brothers dog for a few days.
> http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/guard-dog.jpg
> She isn't big (the dog) but I think she can disperse that stupid cat from
> my back yard.
> I have little chameleons and tree frogs in my small garden and pond and
> if I see foam coming from that cats mouth I'll know she's eaten one of my
> very entertaining green friends.
> I'm going to have a cat tail hanging on my Westy radio antennae if I
> can't get this situation under control soon.
> I'll have to research what Bart Simpson would do in this situation.
> If I call the city pound she'll have 72 hours to live and if I drop her
> off out in the country she'll be coyote poop within a week.
>
> Stan Wilder
> 83 Westy Air Cooled
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