

| Subject: | Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor |
| From: | Stan Wilder |
| Date: | Fri, 25 Jan 2002 21:45:40 -0600 |
I'm waiting on an order now. I spread it around. Stan On Fri, 25 Jan 2002 18:05:45 -0800 mike miller <mwmiller@cwnet.com> writes: > Jeez, why don't you lighten up and order some parts from the Bus > Depot? > > Mike > LOL > > > From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > > Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > > Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 19:28:30 -0600 > > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > > Subject: Cat-again Vanagon Humor > > > > Recently one of my neighbors moved out and deserted her full grown > female > > cat. > > I found this out while I was having a tire repaired and my spare > carrier > > was empty for a few days. > > The cat moved into the tire carrier and I nearly ran over it while > it was > > escaping as I was backing my Westy out of the drive. > > This cat has moved into my back yard and has became a real pest. > > She rubs against me, marking me with her scent. > > She bumps my hands and legs when I'm sitting on the patio trying > to get > > some affection (cat word for food). > > I'm determined to win this battle. > > She's just going to have to move on farther down the block and > find > > herself a better provider to shack up with. > > I'm absolutely not going to feed, touch or encourage this cat in > any way. > > Its frustrating after having her play her step and fetch food > routine on > > me for two weeks and she's not getting skinny so she has staying > power > > from undisclosed food sources. > > I'm not going to fetch and I'm going to win this battle. I'll see > her > > skeleton in that big tree outside before I'll feed this pest. > > She's driving me to consider renting a dog or at least borrowing > my > > brothers dog for a few days. > > http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/guard-dog.jpg > > She isn't big (the dog) but I think she can disperse that stupid > cat from > > my back yard. > > I have little chameleons and tree frogs in my small garden and > pond and > > if I see foam coming from that cats mouth I'll know she's eaten > one of my > > very entertaining green friends. > > I'm going to have a cat tail hanging on my Westy radio antennae if > I > > can't get this situation under control soon. > > I'll have to research what Bart Simpson would do in this > situation. > > If I call the city pound she'll have 72 hours to live and if I > drop her > > off out in the country she'll be coyote poop within a week. > > > > Stan Wilder > > 83 Westy Air Cooled > > ________________________________________________________________ > > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > > > > ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/.
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