

| Subject: | Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor |
| From: | mike miller |
| Date: | Fri, 25 Jan 2002 20:57:29 -0800 |
Lots of us spread it around. Oh! You meant orders? Mike > From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 21:45:40 -0600 > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor > > I'm waiting on an order now. > I spread it around. > > Stan > On Fri, 25 Jan 2002 18:05:45 -0800 mike miller <mwmiller@cwnet.com> > writes: >> Jeez, why don't you lighten up and order some parts from the Bus >> Depot? >> >> Mike >> LOL >> >>> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> >>> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> >>> Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 19:28:30 -0600 >>> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM >>> Subject: Cat-again Vanagon Humor >>> >>> Recently one of my neighbors moved out and deserted her full grown >> female >>> cat. >>> I found this out while I was having a tire repaired and my spare >> carrier >>> was empty for a few days. >>> The cat moved into the tire carrier and I nearly ran over it while >> it was >>> escaping as I was backing my Westy out of the drive. >>> This cat has moved into my back yard and has became a real pest. >>> She rubs against me, marking me with her scent. >>> She bumps my hands and legs when I'm sitting on the patio trying >> to get >>> some affection (cat word for food). >>> I'm determined to win this battle. >>> She's just going to have to move on farther down the block and >> find >>> herself a better provider to shack up with. >>> I'm absolutely not going to feed, touch or encourage this cat in >> any way. >>> Its frustrating after having her play her step and fetch food >> routine on >>> me for two weeks and she's not getting skinny so she has staying >> power >>> from undisclosed food sources. >>> I'm not going to fetch and I'm going to win this battle. I'll see >> her >>> skeleton in that big tree outside before I'll feed this pest. >>> She's driving me to consider renting a dog or at least borrowing >> my >>> brothers dog for a few days. >>> http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/guard-dog.jpg >>> She isn't big (the dog) but I think she can disperse that stupid >> cat from >>> my back yard. >>> I have little chameleons and tree frogs in my small garden and >> pond and >>> if I see foam coming from that cats mouth I'll know she's eaten >> one of my >>> very entertaining green friends. >>> I'm going to have a cat tail hanging on my Westy radio antennae if >> I >>> can't get this situation under control soon. >>> I'll have to research what Bart Simpson would do in this >> situation. >>> If I call the city pound she'll have 72 hours to live and if I >> drop her >>> off out in the country she'll be coyote poop within a week. >>> >>> Stan Wilder >>> 83 Westy Air Cooled >>> ________________________________________________________________ >>> GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! >>> Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! >>> Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: >>> http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. >>> >> >> > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. >
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