I thought in the interests of fair play and my need to pay for my new engine
I should post these revisions to the chili cook off rules.

ROTF, LMAO, Spitting all over my computer screen funny.

Thanks, Stan, not bad for an air-cooled Texan.

------ Forwarded Message
From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@juno.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 22:44:54 -0600
To: mwmiller@cwnet.com
Subject: Re: Chili cook off

You guys got to get some rules together to make it challenging.
All road kill used must be from the State you are in, it must be fresher
than 24 hours.
Winner gets 50% of the entry fees, rest goes to Mike Miller.
Looser has to eat the worst judged Chili.
People not cooking chili in the contest can't drink until they buy at
least one bowl of chili. Chili sales money goes to Mike Miller.
First chili eater to hurl gets a prise.
First dog to roll over and howl after eating chili gets a prize (anything
but more chili).
You'll need a prize for the best outfitted chili cooker (wardrobe).
Prize for the best chili cooking rig, pots, pans etc.
http://members.tripod.com/Tejas_Medicineman/cooksheets.html
Terlingua TX has the most famous Chili Cookoff in Texas and Terlingua
boast the deepest outhouse in Texas.
http://www.chili.org/chili.html