

| Subject: | Re: Chili cook off |
| From: | mike |
| Date: | Sat, 30 Mar 2002 07:44:43 -0800 |
That's just what is planned for Mt. High! Drunken wallowing around in the mud, sex, drugs, rock and roll! Oh, and a lot of naps as well. Glad to hear that the business men are feeling really good. Yup, a well healed business man is a beautiful thing. Mike Ordering the napalm for the chili today. > From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM> > Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 06:22:30 -0600 > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > Subject: Re: FW: Chili cook off > > There are chili cooking teams that attend these events. > One such team is called the Dallas Margarita Club, it not a nightspot or > restaurant just a bunch of well healed businessmen looking for a way to > get away from their wives for the weekend. > With the land so flat, heat so high, mountains so not, rivers son not, > nothing to shoot at but deer or the alternate of playing golf, Texans > tend to get consumed with frivolous things. > With the New Texas Motor Speedway we're expecting 8000 RVs (that is how > many RV spots they have) this coming weekend and these race attendees > have some pretty wild chili cook offs when the races aren't going on. > People are arriving already to get the best RV spots and the races are > next weekend. > A giant rainstorm just rolled through here with thunder and lightening so > bad the devil moved into my Westy. > The parking lot for these RVs is good old Texas mud, can you picture > being towed to your spot and then walking around in mud for a week? > > Stan Wilder > 83 Air Cooled Westfalia > > > On Fri, 29 Mar 2002 21:45:46 -0800 mike <mwmiller@CWNET.COM> writes: >> I thought in the interests of fair play and my need to pay for my new >> engine >> I should post these revisions to the chili cook off rules. >> >> ROTF, LMAO, Spitting all over my computer screen funny. >> >> Thanks, Stan, not bad for an air-cooled Texan. >> >> >> ------ Forwarded Message >> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@juno.com> >> Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 22:44:54 -0600 >> To: mwmiller@cwnet.com >> Subject: Re: Chili cook off >> >> You guys got to get some rules together to make it challenging. >> All road kill used must be from the State you are in, it must be >> fresher >> than 24 hours. >> Winner gets 50% of the entry fees, rest goes to Mike Miller. >> Looser has to eat the worst judged Chili. >> People not cooking chili in the contest can't drink until they buy >> at >> least one bowl of chili. Chili sales money goes to Mike Miller. >> First chili eater to hurl gets a prise. >> First dog to roll over and howl after eating chili gets a prize >> (anything >> but more chili). >> You'll need a prize for the best outfitted chili cooker (wardrobe). >> Prize for the best chili cooking rig, pots, pans etc. >> http://members.tripod.com/Tejas_Medicineman/cooksheets.html >> Terlingua TX has the most famous Chili Cookoff in Texas and >> Terlingua >> boast the deepest outhouse in Texas. >> http://www.chili.org/chili.html >> > > ________________________________________________________________ > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. >
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