Hector...you are a sick pup!!

ROFLMYO!!

Ric

At 07:40 PM 4/5/02 -0800, Hector Zapata wrote:
>Entertainment for tonight?
>
>  Fourteen Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his or her
>sweet time:
>
>  1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when
>  they aren't looking.
>
>  2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
>  intervals.
>
>  3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
>  4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," Code 3
>  in house wares," and see what happens.
>
>  5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
>
>  6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>  7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
>  you'll invite them in only if they bring pillows  from the bedding
>department.
>
>  8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
>  can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>  9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
>  knows where the antidepressants are.
>
>  10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
>  from "Mission Impossible."
>
>  11. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different
>  size funnels.
>
>  12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
>  "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
>
>  13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
>  position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again." and last but not
>  least,
>
>  14. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet
>  paper in here!"