I'll take a penis butter and jelly sammich, please!

Karl Wolz

----- Original Message -----
From: "Max Wellhouse" <maxjoyce@IPA.NET>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Friday, April 05, 2002 10:36 PM
Subject: Re: Things to do at Wal-Mart

> Yes, as Jim Rhome would say,"Laying a Growler" in a changing booth would
> definitely smell of a disgruntled K-mart employee getting back at the big
> blue evil empire.
>
> Reminds me of the true story about a young Louisiana girl(not Cajun, BTW)
> that came into the emergency room complaining of "purple discharge"  Upon
> further history, the nurse found out the girl had read the directions to
> her diaphragm and it said"Insert with jelly".  So she did.
>
>
> DM&FS
>
> At 08:03 PM 4/5/2002 -0500, Edward Maglott wrote:
> >At 4/5/02 07:40 PM, you wrote:
> >>Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet
> >>  paper in here!"
> >
> >Our local Walmart has signs in the fitting rooms stating that they are
not
> >the bathrooms, and telling where the bathrooms are.  Apparently they have
> >had problems in this area....
>