In a message dated 4/12/02 6:54:45 AM Pacific Daylight Time, wilden1@JUNO.COM
writes:

<< I have INVISIBLE BRAs for sale at $199.00 postage paid.
 When you open the shipping box it will appear that nothing is in there.
 To install the bra, simply open the shipping carton and set it in front
 of your Vanagon.
 The Bra will climb out of its box and attach itself to your Vanagon
 because it has special electromagnetic qualities.
 If your neighbors point and laugh as you drive by, just ignore them. The
 invisible bra will need about two days to fully extend and remove the
 wrinkles. They won't be laughing anymore.
 Once the bra has installed itself, it becomes permanent.
 If your Vanagon requires paint touch up or frontal body repairs the body
 shop will just paint right over the INVISIBLE BRA and you'll need to
 order a replacement.
 If your insurance adjuster gives you any problems about the replacement
 bra, just show him your proof of purchase invoice. >>

Dear Mr. Wilder,

We would like to market your INVISIBLE Bra on your behalf. We are a company
specializing in stealth parts for your Vanagons and Westies. Please send us
your submission fee of $48 per INVISIBLE Bra along with each Bra. We will
give you (one for each) our very special stealth warranty which is assumable
by the buyer of any of your merchandise. For an extra $69 we will place your
product on the cover of our catalog. That is sure to get you more attention
from potential purchasers. No need to send photos. We have already obtained
spy shots of your INVISIBLE Bar for that purpose.

Please send your products along with the appropriate fees to:

Vanagon's Secret
P.O Box UR-SKR3WD
San Franrisko, Cafilornia 94666

BenT