All of you guys that are trying to give advice never said:
#1. Give her Affection
#2. Win Her Trust
#3. Empty her crap box.
#4. Let her tear up your furniture.
#5. Fetch her food for her.
#6. Make her feel welcome.
You guys just don't like cats.
I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat.
In addition I won't go to jail in the process.
I'm not mean.

Stan

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 18:48:30 -0700 "Jere Hawn" <jbrschawn@earthlink.net>
writes:
> Stan,
>
> You may want to check with the local game and fish to find out if
> there is a
> daily bag limit.  One violation and you'll never again be able to
> bag'em
> again.
>
> Jere
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On
> Behalf
> Of Stan Wilder
> Sent: Saturday, April 13, 2002 6:41 PM
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: OK...... so I'm crazy.
>
>
> I put the very professional cat trap out.
> I'm not going to elaborate on the disinterest of the cat.
> I'll just bet you those sardines attract :
> #1. A Opossum (yes I have them)
> #2. A Squirrel (yes I have them)
> #3. A skunk (yes I have them)
> #4. A Raccoon (yes I have them)
> #5. A future bride ( I just don't know where to put this .... but
> I've
> got some nice neighbor ladies that are single.)
> #6. But probably not the cat, you remember the cat
> http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg
>
> AM Sunday and I'll know if I got to fight a Raccoon, run from a
> Skunk,
> fake it with an opossum, negotiate with a squirrel, or transport a
> cat.
> Hell I'm ain't going to make any decisions. Anybody that gets in is
> going
> for a ride.
>
> Stan
>
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