Relax Stan,
At least your life will not revolve around picking up dog shit and living
with fleas. Of course I have seen a few people who never pick up dog shit.
They just move to a different rental and trash that place too.

I had an ex lover who rescued dogs and her house smelled like it. Of course
she never noticed the odors. We broke up after a walk when I kicked some
road kill to the side. (True story.) She said I was cruel to that dead
lizard.

William

Subject: Re: OK...... so I'm crazy.

> All of you guys that are trying to give advice never said:
> #1. Give her Affection
> #2. Win Her Trust
> #3. Empty her crap box.
> #4. Let her tear up your furniture.
> #5. Fetch her food for her.
> #6. Make her feel welcome.
> You guys just don't like cats.
> I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat.
> In addition I won't go to jail in the process.
> I'm not mean.
>
> Stan
>
>
> On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 18:48:30 -0700 "Jere Hawn" <jbrschawn@earthlink.net>
> writes:
> > Stan,
> >
> > You may want to check with the local game and fish to find out if
> > there is a
> > daily bag limit.  One violation and you'll never again be able to
> > bag'em
> > again.
> >
> > Jere
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On
> > Behalf
> > Of Stan Wilder
> > Sent: Saturday, April 13, 2002 6:41 PM
> > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> > Subject: OK...... so I'm crazy.
> >
> >
> > I put the very professional cat trap out.
> > I'm not going to elaborate on the disinterest of the cat.
> > I'll just bet you those sardines attract :
> > #1. A Opossum (yes I have them)
> > #2. A Squirrel (yes I have them)
> > #3. A skunk (yes I have them)
> > #4. A Raccoon (yes I have them)
> > #5. A future bride ( I just don't know where to put this .... but
> > I've
> > got some nice neighbor ladies that are single.)
> > #6. But probably not the cat, you remember the cat
> > http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg
> >
> > AM Sunday and I'll know if I got to fight a Raccoon, run from a
> > Skunk,
> > fake it with an opossum, negotiate with a squirrel, or transport a
> > cat.
> > Hell I'm ain't going to make any decisions. Anybody that gets in is
> > going
> > for a ride.
> >
> > Stan
> >
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