

| Subject: | Re: OK...... so I'm crazy. |
| From: | Stan Wilder |
| Date: | Sat, 13 Apr 2002 22:04:57 -0500 |
I think that picture I posted sort of says it all. http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg See cat 1 again for her latest comments. Stan On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 19:57:09 -0700 developtrust <developtrust@COX.NET> writes: > Relax Stan, > At least your life will not revolve around picking up dog shit and > living > with fleas. Of course I have seen a few people who never pick up dog > shit. > They just move to a different rental and trash that place too. > > I had an ex lover who rescued dogs and her house smelled like it. Of > course > she never noticed the odors. We broke up after a walk when I kicked > some > road kill to the side. (True story.) She said I was cruel to that > dead > lizard. > > William > > Subject: Re: OK...... so I'm crazy. > > > > All of you guys that are trying to give advice never said: > > #1. Give her Affection > > #2. Win Her Trust > > #3. Empty her crap box. > > #4. Let her tear up your furniture. > > #5. Fetch her food for her. > > #6. Make her feel welcome. > > You guys just don't like cats. > > I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat, I'll move this cat. > > In addition I won't go to jail in the process. > > I'm not mean. > > > > Stan > > > > > > On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 18:48:30 -0700 "Jere Hawn" > <jbrschawn@earthlink.net> > > writes: > > > Stan, > > > > > > You may want to check with the local game and fish to find out > if > > > there is a > > > daily bag limit. One violation and you'll never again be able > to > > > bag'em > > > again. > > > > > > Jere > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Vanagon Mailing List [mailto:vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com]On > > > Behalf > > > Of Stan Wilder > > > Sent: Saturday, April 13, 2002 6:41 PM > > > To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM > > > Subject: OK...... so I'm crazy. > > > > > > > > > I put the very professional cat trap out. > > > I'm not going to elaborate on the disinterest of the cat. > > > I'll just bet you those sardines attract : > > > #1. A Opossum (yes I have them) > > > #2. A Squirrel (yes I have them) > > > #3. A skunk (yes I have them) > > > #4. A Raccoon (yes I have them) > > > #5. A future bride ( I just don't know where to put this .... > but > > > I've > > > got some nice neighbor ladies that are single.) > > > #6. But probably not the cat, you remember the cat > > > http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg > > > > > > AM Sunday and I'll know if I got to fight a Raccoon, run from a > > > Skunk, > > > fake it with an opossum, negotiate with a squirrel, or transport > a > > > cat. > > > Hell I'm ain't going to make any decisions. Anybody that gets in > is > > > going > > > for a ride. > > > > > > Stan > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________ > > > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > > > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > > > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > > > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________ > > GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! > > Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! > > Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: > > http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/. > > > ________________________________________________________________ GET INTERNET ACCESS FROM JUNO! Juno offers FREE or PREMIUM Internet access for less! Join Juno today! For your FREE software, visit: http://dl.www.juno.com/get/web/.
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