Stan,

If you manage to capture your future bride in a cat trap, using sardines as
bait:

1. I want a photo of the capture;
2. I don't think I ever want to meet her in person;
3. I don't think I ever want to meet you in person, either;

Karl Wolz

----- Original Message -----
From: "Stan Wilder" <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
To: <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Sent: Saturday, April 13, 2002 6:40 PM
Subject: OK...... so I'm crazy.

> I put the very professional cat trap out.
> I'm not going to elaborate on the disinterest of the cat.
> I'll just bet you those sardines attract :
> #1. A Opossum (yes I have them)
> #2. A Squirrel (yes I have them)
> #3. A skunk (yes I have them)
> #4. A Raccoon (yes I have them)
> #5. A future bride ( I just don't know where to put this .... but I've
> got some nice neighbor ladies that are single.)
> #6. But probably not the cat, you remember the cat
> http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/cat1.jpg
>
> AM Sunday and I'll know if I got to fight a Raccoon, run from a Skunk,
> fake it with an opossum, negotiate with a squirrel, or transport a cat.
> Hell I'm ain't going to make any decisions. Anybody that gets in is going
> for a ride.
>
> Stan
>
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