For some the romance never dies...

An older couple were camping in their trusty Westfalia camper one night.
They climbed up to the top bunk to sleep, as they had done for many years.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted
to talk. She said, "You use to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he rolled over, reached across, held her hand for a second,
then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he rolled over again, reached across, gave her a
peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you use to bite my
neck." Angrily, he kicked back the sleeping bag and climbed down
from the top.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!"