Florida?......too many ants on that candy bar:)

A thousand people move here a day, and the sound of
SUV's flipping over on I-75 chime like a giant bell
every hour. Mad Max wouldnt live like this, too risky.
Envision a 5 million airconditioners all humming at
once and wonder why its so damn hot outside(AC
exhaust:) Go to the beach after driving in circles for
an hour trying to find a parking spot, sweating
bullets all the while.

You can tell THIS Fla. native is about to flee!

Phil

--- Ronald Gregory Smithers <Rgsmithers@AOL.COM>
wrote:
> In a message dated 5/7/02 9:23:35 AM,
> CTONLINE@WEBTV.NET writes:
>
> << You are food for everything that crawl's, swims,
> and flies--- >>
>
> Terry,
>
> My Dear Boy, I must provide a counterpoint for your
> opinion of Florida is
> just too, too, negative.  You are only looking at
> the portion of the glass
> which is half empty instead of the portion which is
> still half full.  Think
> of the glorious sunrises you saw while you were
> walking along a pure white
> strip of sand caressed by the bluest water on earth
> (as blue as Paul Newman's
> eyes).  Think of all the pleasures which South Beach
> has to offer day or
> night.  Think of the deliciously spicy food of the
> Cubans and their exciting
> music.  Think of no yucky slush nor unhappy people.
> Did I bring back some
> fond memories?
>
> Ronald

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