I've gotta get on a plane (no, I can't take the vanagon unfortunately) for a visit with my parents in chicago today (thursday), so I can't wait for friday to send this... but I knew you volks would appreciate it...

The other day I was in the flaps.
A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all
looked at each other and said, "What's a seven
ten cap?"

She said, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine
got lost some how, and I need a new one."

What kind of a car is it on," they asked?
Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten,
but no, she said it's a Buick.

"OK lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches
in diameter.

"What does it do?" we asked.

She said, "I don't know but it's always been there."

One of us gave her a note pad and asked her
if she could draw a picture of it. So she makes
a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the
center she writes 710. 

The guys behind the counter are looking 

at it upside down as she writes it...and
they just fall down behind the counter.

Mick Kalber
89 Syncro Westy "Daddeo"
Tropical Visions Video, Inc.
62 Halaulani Place
Hilo, Hawaii 96720
808-935-5557
808-935-0066 (fax)
redhotlava@hawaii.rr.com
http://www.volcanoscapes.com/